Only a rugby league player would even think of it…
But having said that, it’s probably the funniest thing we’ve seen for a long time – and an astonishingly apposite image for the current zeitgeist we reckon. Yes, it has indeed come to this.
It’s time, surely, to shift the national focus once and for all away from the jocks.
[We won’t bother to identify him, you all know who he is. n(Ed)]
What a nob.