(above, Juan Ripolles, The Musicians, 2011)

Many thanks to Nige for pointing us in the direction of Spanish artist Juan Ripolles.

Yes, undeniably shades of our Tom (and others), but there the similarity ends. For a start, Tom blows his own glass.

But we do have to admit that it’s not beyond the realms of possibility to imagine an octogenarian Tom rattling around in a g-string!! [Apologies to Rosie – it’s not some weirdo fantasy, we promise, just a lead-on from the following vid… n(Ed)]

Ignore the language gap, da nada darlings, and check out Juan’s video here. Too too good.